Stephen: That doesn't really matter to me. Sherry: I know what will help things - my virginity. I should have known! I should have known all women are whores! Oh, Sherry - you're such a skanky ho, Sherry! You're such a cheap tramp and I hope that you die!
Stephen: So you think you can love me when your name is a lie? Sherry: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO! I'm a phony! An impostor! Steve will think that I'm a whore! I'll run away - what could possibly go wrong with that? With THAT? WITH THAAAAAAAAAAT? Stephen: You're CRAZY! She's too pure and sweet for me!Ĭharise: Bitch, you stole my name! YOU'RE A HO-OOOO-OOOOO-OOOO! Stephen's Doctor: If you don't, she might crack, will you bang her now? Stephen: GUYS, I have KNOWN her for less than a DAY. Stephen's Doctor and All of His Relatives: She's just a poor girl - get with her romantically! Sherry: I'm just a poor girl, with no memory. Stephen: This girl is nuuuUUUUU UUUU UUUUUTS. Sherry: I ALSO HAVE RED HAIR WHAT GIVES?! Please look out! Don't let it give you amnesia! Stephen: I see an incoming crate about to hit you - look out! I'm sure this part will be relevant later on! The girl I'm guarding ran away, and I have to tell her fiance.ĭaddyyyyyyy *~OOOooooOOOO~* *( What a long infooooo-dump!) I have to tell this girl the truth tomorrow, My guilt trip's only just begun - and now I have to find his fiancee! The Plot: (to the tune of "Bohemian Rhapsody") The Rub: He quickly finds himself falling for her, but feels like a jackass for hitting on the woman of the guy he mowed down in his carriage. When heiress Charise Lancaster gets a whack on the head right before he has the chance to tell her he accidentally killed her fiance (don't ask), he feels it's his double-duty to take care of her and make sure she finds a good match. The Dude: Stephen Westmoreland, Earl of Langford.
The Rub: What will happen when her newfound friends - and romantic interest, Stephen - discover she's actually an impoverished Irish-American commoner?
"Charise Lancaster." Formerly a lady's companion, when she receives a traumatic head injury on the same day her rebellious charge elopes, she's mistaken for the wealthy heiress.
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